Title: Halitosis... Remember?
Author: scolastik
Beta: vicodinaddict
Pairing: Huddy
Rating: PG-13
Genre : Humor/Romance
Spoilers: None. (I mean until Top Secret maybe xD)
Disclaimer:  House MD and its character don't belong to me. And that's sad, sooo sad ....

Summary: Cuddy’s dating and House can’t leave her alone.
                   I guess you could say it's set in late Season 3 after the Tritter stuff.

N/A: I want to thank for vicodinaddict the bêta work and soraa for her thoughts and time she took to answer me.
There has been pessimism around the fandom lately and I haven't always beeen optimistic ... So here it is ... My love letter to the ship because I love them so much. It's some kind of old-fashioned Huddyness ... Don't get me wrong I love Season 5 for the most part ... But that's what came to my mind.

Feedback is more than welcomed ... I'm looking forward to them more than the chocolate cake I just cooked.
English is not my mother tongue ... I hope I didn't mess-up too much.
This was prompt by a line of Accidental Babies by Damien Rice and I mention Camembert, Snails and Frogs but this was written while listening to songs like The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang) and eating strawberry jam buns (just like cinnamon buns except you put strawberry jam instead of the cinnamon stuff).
Here ... you know everything!




( I bet he's making you brush your teeth )

HUGE HOUSE SPOILER ON THE WAY


( CUT BECAUSE THIS IS SPOILERISH ... BIGGER THAN ANYTHING )

Oh and I'm done with exams ! I'm leaving for Dusseldorf on Saturday. Will seemarciavandecamp and I'll be in Moscow on Sunday ...
Isn'it GREAT ?

I was writing something totally different ...  when this came disturbing me.

It's another Huddy OS in French.


Titre : "A matter of trust"
Auteur : Scholastik
Bêta : lue, relue par mes soins, si vous trouvez des fautes, faites moi signe ...
Disclaimers : House MD ne m'appartient pas. Les personnages non plus. Et la chanson de Billy Joel non plus
Spoilers : Spoilers until 511 JTTW  (à peu près autant que pour It's still rock and roll to me si vous l'avez lue)
Genre : Romance/Angst
Rating : R (j'hésitais avec PG13, mais y'a évocation de sexe, et puis un personnage qui boit beaucoup donc)
Avertissement : Vocabulaire parfois un peu cru, et puis bah mention d'alcoolisme ou tout du moins attitude alcoolique
Résumé : Un bouquet de rose amène House à révéler un peu de lui à Cuddy.

N/A :  Comme vous l'aurez compris, j'ai un faible pour Billy Joel, et ses chansons m'inspirent concernant le Huddy ... Vous pouvez trouver la chanson ici
J'oubliais ... c'est encore une fic de révisions ... soyez indulgents ^^'

( “Il vaudrait mieux que ça soit votre dernier.”  )

Finally : ... My participation to the Awkward/Unsatisfactory Sex Challenge is here.
It's not totally true ...

These are parts 1 and 2.
Part 3 will be up tomorrow night (which is the part with the awkward sex thingy)

For now here it is :

Title : "Sleepless in Michigan"
Author : scholastik
Spoiler : None
Rating : NC17
Disclaimer : Nothing is mine

Prompts : Pink, cook, unshaven legs.

Oh and the title : it's crappy but I couldn't think of anything else.

Warning ; This is a crack fic.

( Chapter 1 )


( Chapter 2 )

I should be packing my bags, studying or maybe maybe posting my Awkward Sex challenge fic but absolutely not writing this kind of thing ...
Anyway what's one is done and ... I've got this little fic in French to propose you ...
This was written for the hmd_frenchfics prompt ...

Titre : "It's still rock and roll to me"
Auteur : Scholastik
Bêta : lue, relue par mes soins, si vous trouvez des fautes, faites moi signe ...
Disclaimers : House MD ne m'appartient pas, la chanson de Billy Joel que j'utilise ne m'appartient pas non plus, et c'est bien dommage.
Spoilers : Spoilers until 511 JTTW
Genre : Je serai bien en peine de donner un genre à ce petit truc, c'est assez inclassable, drôle tout en restant bittersweet. (enfin j'espère), House/Cuddy
Rating : PG - 13
Avertissement : Je suis plutôt crue mais il n'y a aucune scène graphique, je pense que ça vaut un rating PG-13
Item : # 35 mot : Ménopause
Résumé : House doit gérer un changement dans la vie de Cuddy.

N/A : Je pense que c'est ma première fic en Français sur House ... Donc ne me lapidez pas si c'est pourri ... La chanson de Billy Joe peut s'écouter ici.
J'ai choisi Clémentine parce que je suis irrémédiablement amoureuse de ce personnage dans Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

( Tout avait commence par un matin de fevrier )

Blame the snow and my Anthropology teacher (I was completely bored and while half-listenning to what he was saying I came up with this and carried on this afternoon).

TItle: While snow is melting
Author: scholastik
Rating: PG 13 (I suck at ratings)
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine ... Of Course.
Pairing: mild House/Cuddy

Summary: How could a Thanksgiving day in the clinic bring some sense to our two favorite doctors?

Spoilers: This is set between episode 508 and 509. There's no mention of anythinh about 509. This is supposed to be Thanksgiving and I know it's on Thursday I just changed the timeline a bit ...

Warning: There has been no real beta (some help from my friends from the sweetsauce forum). So mistakes are mine ... And I'm sure there're plenty of them 'cause I'm not a native-speaker. I just couldn't give my wonderful English-speaking beta my One Shot because I've already sent her too much things lately ...

Anyway, Enjoy and feel free to give me your impressions about it and point out my mistakes if you want ...

( Snow had come early this year )

Just a few thoughts, some random facts ...
Now that  I can think again  ...

( Spoiler under the cut, my thoughts over Joy )

French translations of Joy Huddy Scenes.
So this is a post for all the French-speaking Huddy. I know that some of them speak a better English than I do but I think some might have a hard time understanding everything yesterday night ... That's why I've translated the Huddy scene from last night episode ... I hope that this is a good place to post it, I just figured some people can be good at reading English but have a hard time understanding it when it's oral

En Français, maintenant, je sais que beaucoup de Huddy français ou francophones d'ailleurs parlent un meilleur anglais que moi, mais pour les quelques uns qui auraient eu du mal à tout comprendre hier, j'ai traduit les scènes Huddy de Joy. Je ne suis pas bilingue (j'en suis même très loin), mais à part quelques mots je crois que j'ai compris la plus grosse partie de ces scènes, si certains veulent suggérer de meilleures traductions, il n'y a aucun problème, j'en serai ravie, c'est même normal de s'entraider.
Pour les autres, j'espère que ce sera utile à certains d'entre vous (mais peut être que les VOST sont déjà sortie, je n'en ai aucune idée)

Tout est under the cut :) Bien sûr, tout ce qui suit est bourré de spoiler, mais cela va sans dire.

( French Translations )

Ok everybody must have already done it ...
But I need to share ... ^^

( My thoughts on Lucky Thirteen  )

Ok, So I don't think this is gonna get many answers but I figure it won't hurt to ask ...

I'm currently writing a House fanfic, and I need someone to be my beta. The problem is my English is far from perfect 'cause I'm not a native speaker (I've tried to write about House in French, it's just impossible).
So yeah the thing is I need someone who wouldn't be afraid to correct orthograph, grammar but also tense mistakes ...

If one of my sooo numerous readers (just kidding), knew a place where I could find one ... it would be very very nice.

Thanks a lot.

(Dying changes everything was .... so unforgettable, I love Cuddy more and more (if that's possible)