Title: Halitosis... Remember?
Author: scolastik
Beta: vicodinaddict
Pairing: Huddy
Rating: PG-13
Genre : Humor/Romance
Spoilers: None. (I mean until Top Secret maybe xD)
Disclaimer:  House MD and its character don't belong to me. And that's sad, sooo sad ....

Summary: Cuddy’s dating and House can’t leave her alone.
                   I guess you could say it's set in late Season 3 after the Tritter stuff.

N/A: I want to thank for vicodinaddict the bêta work and soraa for her thoughts and time she took to answer me.
There has been pessimism around the fandom lately and I haven't always beeen optimistic ... So here it is ... My love letter to the ship because I love them so much. It's some kind of old-fashioned Huddyness ... Don't get me wrong I love Season 5 for the most part ... But that's what came to my mind.

Feedback is more than welcomed ... I'm looking forward to them more than the chocolate cake I just cooked.
English is not my mother tongue ... I hope I didn't mess-up too much.
This was prompt by a line of Accidental Babies by Damien Rice and I mention Camembert, Snails and Frogs but this was written while listening to songs like The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang) and eating strawberry jam buns (just like cinnamon buns except you put strawberry jam instead of the cinnamon stuff).
Here ... you know everything!




( I bet he's making you brush your teeth )

Not being able to sleep is a good thing (SOMETIMES)

It allows you to :
- have a relatively normal social life
- have relatively good university results
- write awkward texts
- follow too many TV-shows ...

Anyway here is this week's TV recap ... by me and me only. Don't expect big long reviews (I'm not good at them), it's just my feelings although Grey's might get something big ...

BEWARE SPOILERS FOR THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

( My true love ... House )


( The L Word )

Just seen a video with Eicca Toppinen which made me laugh, if you're a Apocalyptica fan here it is.

I won't say anything about HIMYM ... the episode left me cold ... (didn't buy it at all)
Without a Trace was good, but not really good, good.


( Damages )


( Big stuff coming : Grey's or why I should stop watching and why I know I won't )

Don't have many things to say about ( Private Practice )


And we're reaching the end of my crazy week =)

( Bones or (?) )
(I've decided I'll watch all the "United States of Tara" this summer ... no time to add one more show :D)

So that was my week ^^. I'm not ashamed of anything I watch xD
(Have I ever told you I can sum up the plot of The Young and The Restless btw let's say 1990 and 2003 ?)
I'm off doing something productive ... like studying or cooking or ..

sleeping.

One more thing ... if somebody give a love life ... I'll happily trade my TV-addiction for the lover :)
(should take me the same amount of time ^^')

Soooo ... At first I wanted to do this RPF thing between HL and LE. I had the plot bunny and all. But it didn't work out.
Instead I ended up writing this. I think I won't post it anywhere else (I'm soooo ashamed).
The idea came from the spoiler pictures which have been flooding the internet since last week but even if you haven't seen them you can read this ... there's no real spoiler in this.

Oh and I got to mention it : This is a birthday present for lauriestein 
(They say it's the feeling which counts not the present itself ... I hope it's true)

Title : The day David Shore ask them not to write about the show.
Author : scolastik
Disclaimers : I do not own House. And all the events which are depicted here are purely fictional. 
Spoilers : As I said it's inspired by the pictures which have been flooding the spoilers sphere lately
Rating : PG-13

Warning : No beta, all mistakes are mine ... and there might be some since nobody betaed this.

Summary : No summary, the title is expressive enough.



( The Day David Shore ask them Not to write about the Show )


7 minutes after midnight GMT ... (not that bad ...)

Following things are spoilerish. If you haven't watched the sneak peeks for House 5x15. Don't read what's following.

( Am I allowed to dream ... )

While my pictures are uploading I indulge myself a little and make a really geeky entry. I've to mention this isn't really what I should do. I've got millions others things I could do ... I think my flatmate and her friend are getting high in the other room. I could be studying, I could be writing the cracking NC17 SM thing I began (yes I'm disturbed) I could send an email to lauriestein  or I could be sleeping ... But since I'm fun this way ... I'm gonna obsessed about House or should I say Cuddy ...

If I'm motivated enough I'll tell you what I think about the situation in The L Word ... They should rename this "the non-sense show" that would fit better.

Anyway if you want my smart brilliant analysis (understand : dumb and pointless)

( Please go under the cut (Spoilers up to The Greater Good) )

I might be less geeky than I thought ... I did some laundry, went for a walk ... so no trip-related post for now. But I give you this little thing. I wrote it in a bar in Moscow and the incredibly nice lauriestein  corrected it a fews moments ago ...

Title: And if the phone rang ...
Author: scholastik
Beta: lauriestein  and I'm so grateful for this :)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Until 504 Birthmark
Disclaimer:  House MD and its character don't belong to me. But for once the -no so great- title does.

Summary: A phone call canon suggested but didn't show ...

N/A: Feedback is more than welcomed (even if you think I should have drink vodka instead of writing) and I want to thank lauriestein  again :)

( Follow the cut ... )


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I've no time to do this but I'm feeling lazy today. Maybe the 4 hours I spent on subtitles last night ... (we're not providing the best ones in French, but I'm sure we're the quickest to release them).
Anyway I wanted to do some sort of TVspam with the TV-shows I've been watching and appreciating since they returned.

WARNING : Spoilers for Without a Trace, The L word, Private Practice, Damages, How I Met Your Mother, House MD
last aired episodes ...

( Read more... )

With that I'm going to leave you ... I've some studying to do ...

I just couldn't deal with it.

( Follow the cut for my feelings about Painless )

Anyway, outside this, I've to

- Go out for my laundry which I didn't do Saturday
- Study a bit
- Go see if someone can fix my boots before I go to Russia (Stupid me)
- Buy gloves, scarf, and hat
- Watch DC celebrations
- Make Painless subtitles.

I can’t even tell you how much I spent in alcohol last night. That’s not that I drank that much, it’s just, there was this drink in a fancy hotel/bar. And when you put in a place with a cocktail card bigger than I’ve ever seen before ... It’s just bad. Yeah I drink ... I know it’s bad, but I think sometimes it’s the thing you’ve got to do.  And I had this big laugh with my friend, we were choosing between cocktails. And we saw the “Orgasm” one and we wanted to go there and ask for an “Orgasm” for two, but it seemed too sweet and creamy. So we took a “Sex on the beach” together. I love girly cocktails. I can drink beers like a man (I love Guinness and dark beers) but when it comes to cocktails I’m a girly girl ... (Long Island Ice tea will be the death of me).  Anyway I finished my night in a jazz club, and this was soooo good. I don’t listen to jazz on a regular basis. I don’t know enough about jazz. But anyway, I appreciated last night a lot. A friend of mine was playing the piano, and he has like magic hands ... :-)  Oh and I tried some swedish tobacco last night in a teabag... This is kinda nasty. From what I’ve gathered from wikipedia, in Europe you can only buy that in Sweden. Anyway I won’t do it again.
Oh and I’ve experienced something I’ve never experienced before. Normally I’m always ill at ease when I’m with a couple, even if they are both friends of mine. But here in Brussels, I have two friends who are together, and I feel so great when I’m with them. I just hope they don’t feel like I’m invading them.

This morning I went to the Russian Embassy ... And : Just pure happiness :


Bonus : My girly nail polish.

One more thing, I just feel like, these days, you can’t go far from fandom for more than 2 hours. I mean with all the House spoilers my head is just starting to burst with Joy. This is sooo exciting (less than my trip in Russia) but still. I’m kinda sad though, I was expecting a House episode for my birthday and it seemed that there will be a hiatus just the week before and the week of my birthday. Sad 20 year-old birthday ...

Oh and I watched Grey’s Anatomy a minute ago, I think it was a nice episode, but I’m sad because, I can’t appreciate them anymore, I don’t really know why I’m watching in fact ...
Also, I will surely publish some of my old creations ... including some kind of S/M Draco/Hermione I wrote long one year ago. It was an OOC challenge, and that was all I could come with. There were votes and everything and I won the 2nd place :D.

Oh and one more thing. Yesterday was cleaning time. Today is cooking time. I need to exercise my cooking skills a bit and test my new cooking book. (that I got for Christmas) and I also found an old one, my mother bought me when I became obsessed with North America. It’s called “Cookies et Desserts des USA”. Did I ever tell you Lemon Meringue Pie is the one I love the most ? (I also have a weird obsession with whipped cream) But I’ll talk about this an other time.

Oh and to be perfectly complete :
    - Damages is killing me slowly, I don’t know how much of this I can’t take, maybe I should wait til the end of the season to watch them in a row (the funny thing, I don’t want to read spoilers about it though).
    - Lisa peeing in a cup : I just love this woman !!!
    - ( And House spoilerly speaking )

Have a good day :)

I was planning on making an entry about many things ...

How I'm fed up with learning philosophy first ... (this is not even philosophy, this Platon for Dummies and this is booooring)

How I felt very nostalgic when I came accross an episode of the first season of GA on Belgian TV while I was studying. I mean ... this was good.

And some welcoming words topolypragmosyne who added me following a very stupid comment I made about a French minister : Dati and Cuddy. (And something I need to say : people who publish reciepes on their lj are perfect :D) I've mentionned it before => love cooking

And some thank you aknowledging how great I feel when I get all these feedbacks for my fics. Thx a lot.

But all of this disappear when I saw

This (warning spoiler for House 513)

I was writing something totally different ...  when this came disturbing me.

It's another Huddy OS in French.


Titre : "A matter of trust"
Auteur : Scholastik
Bêta : lue, relue par mes soins, si vous trouvez des fautes, faites moi signe ...
Disclaimers : House MD ne m'appartient pas. Les personnages non plus. Et la chanson de Billy Joel non plus
Spoilers : Spoilers until 511 JTTW  (à peu près autant que pour It's still rock and roll to me si vous l'avez lue)
Genre : Romance/Angst
Rating : R (j'hésitais avec PG13, mais y'a évocation de sexe, et puis un personnage qui boit beaucoup donc)
Avertissement : Vocabulaire parfois un peu cru, et puis bah mention d'alcoolisme ou tout du moins attitude alcoolique
Résumé : Un bouquet de rose amène House à révéler un peu de lui à Cuddy.

N/A :  Comme vous l'aurez compris, j'ai un faible pour Billy Joel, et ses chansons m'inspirent concernant le Huddy ... Vous pouvez trouver la chanson ici
J'oubliais ... c'est encore une fic de révisions ... soyez indulgents ^^'

( “Il vaudrait mieux que ça soit votre dernier.”  )

I know I know I know ...
This is not the kind of thing I should be writing but I'm bored and depressed so I'm writing crazy ridiculous fics.
In French ...

This was written for the hmd_frenchfics prompt ...

Titre : Red and Shiny
Auteur : Scholastik
Bêta : lue, relue par mes soins, si vous trouvez des fautes, faites moi signe ...
Disclaimers : House MD ne m'appartient pas. Les personnages non plus.
Spoilers : Spoilers until 511 JTTW enfin ... vous verrez
Genre : Crack fic ^^'
Rating : G
Avertissement : Rien de précis
Item : # 16 mot : Chuppa-Chups
Résumé : House et le partage .... 

N/A : Ca ne se revendique pas sérieux, c'est juste une petite idiotie, née du besoin de mon cerveau de décompresser. 6 heures de droit ça grille un certain nombre de circuits.

( C'etait rond rouge et brillant )

Finally : ... My participation to the Awkward/Unsatisfactory Sex Challenge is here.
It's not totally true ...

These are parts 1 and 2.
Part 3 will be up tomorrow night (which is the part with the awkward sex thingy)

For now here it is :

Title : "Sleepless in Michigan"
Author : scholastik
Spoiler : None
Rating : NC17
Disclaimer : Nothing is mine

Prompts : Pink, cook, unshaven legs.

Oh and the title : it's crappy but I couldn't think of anything else.

Warning ; This is a crack fic.

( Chapter 1 )


( Chapter 2 )

I should be packing my bags, studying or maybe maybe posting my Awkward Sex challenge fic but absolutely not writing this kind of thing ...
Anyway what's one is done and ... I've got this little fic in French to propose you ...
This was written for the hmd_frenchfics prompt ...

Titre : "It's still rock and roll to me"
Auteur : Scholastik
Bêta : lue, relue par mes soins, si vous trouvez des fautes, faites moi signe ...
Disclaimers : House MD ne m'appartient pas, la chanson de Billy Joel que j'utilise ne m'appartient pas non plus, et c'est bien dommage.
Spoilers : Spoilers until 511 JTTW
Genre : Je serai bien en peine de donner un genre à ce petit truc, c'est assez inclassable, drôle tout en restant bittersweet. (enfin j'espère), House/Cuddy
Rating : PG - 13
Avertissement : Je suis plutôt crue mais il n'y a aucune scène graphique, je pense que ça vaut un rating PG-13
Item : # 35 mot : Ménopause
Résumé : House doit gérer un changement dans la vie de Cuddy.

N/A : Je pense que c'est ma première fic en Français sur House ... Donc ne me lapidez pas si c'est pourri ... La chanson de Billy Joe peut s'écouter ici.
J'ai choisi Clémentine parce que je suis irrémédiablement amoureuse de ce personnage dans Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

( Tout avait commence par un matin de fevrier )

I truly loved Joy to the world ...
Maybe some disappointment but more because of spoilers than because of the episode in itself ... I don't want to do a review ... Others do that way better than me I've read fabulous reviews bylauriestein ,scandaloussteph ,drnihilism and some others I don't remember the name ...

On the other hand there's something I haven't seen anywhere so ...

( Where scholastik worries about a very little thing )

The whole announce thing is gonna be bigger than the drabble but anyway ...

Title : "I'm an idiot for being surprised"
Author : scholastik
Spoiler : Until 5x10 Let them eat the cake
Rating : PG
Disclaimer : Nothing is mine

( The first time Lisa Cuddy went on a date she had been disappointed )

It's worth what it's worth. which means not that much but it's my thoughts about last night's episode ...

Blame the snow and my Anthropology teacher (I was completely bored and while half-listenning to what he was saying I came up with this and carried on this afternoon).

TItle: While snow is melting
Author: scholastik
Rating: PG 13 (I suck at ratings)
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine ... Of Course.
Pairing: mild House/Cuddy

Summary: How could a Thanksgiving day in the clinic bring some sense to our two favorite doctors?

Spoilers: This is set between episode 508 and 509. There's no mention of anythinh about 509. This is supposed to be Thanksgiving and I know it's on Thursday I just changed the timeline a bit ...

Warning: There has been no real beta (some help from my friends from the sweetsauce forum). So mistakes are mine ... And I'm sure there're plenty of them 'cause I'm not a native-speaker. I just couldn't give my wonderful English-speaking beta my One Shot because I've already sent her too much things lately ...

Anyway, Enjoy and feel free to give me your impressions about it and point out my mistakes if you want ...

( Snow had come early this year )

That's not quite true I'm writing a smutty thing about our favorite "administratrice" these days. But right now I'm feeling like shipping House and Stacy ... (don't throw stones). This is only an OS inspired by a song. A -not-really-new- but I can't stop analyse Stacy's feelings at this point of their relationship ... No beta for this story, so forgive my mistakes please. (anyway I don't know who's gonna read that, but still if you do, thanks for reading).

Title : "Try"
Author : scholastik
Rating : PG - 13 (to be safe because I use one bad word in the OS (I'm dumb concerning ratings))
Pairing : Fading House/Stacy
Spoilers : If you haven't seen season 1, this isn't for you xD

Disclaimer : This is not mine, neither the song nor House's characters, settings, location and all.

Summary : Aftermath of the infraction, this is not a song-fic though is really inspired by the wonderful Michael Penn's song "Try".

Ok so first time I saw this meme I said I should do it ...
But now I'm reading the result and I'm finding it really bad ...

Anyway the goal is to pos it so ... 

I stole it from lauriestein  :)

Here are the rules ...

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn your music player on and turn it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabblet/ ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

I wanted to do something about House in general just a few lines to see how it went. I ended up writing only about House and Stacy ... 

( At your own risks ;) )
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Ok everybody must have already done it ...
But I need to share ... ^^

( My thoughts on Lucky Thirteen  )